Dumb-ass alien tries learning by osmosis

Imagine if this truly worked! Everything would be made out of reading material . . . Encyclopedia armchairs! Harry Potter filled pillows! Tabloid toilet seats! Moving swiftly on . . .

Size approximately: 5cm x 17.5cm / 2" x 7"
Q. I’m giving a Picturecard to someone. Is a bookmark the perfect accompaniment?
A. Apart from money, yes.